Image War: Eric Holder vs. Salvador Dali

by Marcus Chagill
File under: Image Wars 27 May 2013 22:21 EDT

Do all the twists and turns in the Department of Justice scandals have your head spinning? Enjoy this battle between these two mustached tellers of surreal tales!

"The American people can be - and deserve to be - assured that actions taken in their defense are consistent with their values and their laws."

"Mistakes are almost always of a sacred nature. Never try to correct them. On the contrary: rationalize them, understand them thoroughly. After that, it will be possible for you to sublimate them."

"I think that what I'm doing is right. And election-year politics, which intensifies everything, is not going to drive me off that course."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad."

"One of the things I learned is that you've got to deal with the underlying social problems if you want to have an impact on crime - that it's not a coincidence that you see the greatest amount of violent crime where you see the greatest amount of social dysfunction."

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."

"You know, I'm a 21st century guy, secure in who I am. And so I was more than happy to have these great government jobs while she was bringing in all the money that she made and was giving birth to three children."

"Don't bother about being modern. Unfortunately it is the one thing that, whatever you do, you cannot avoid."

"I don't have any intention of resigning."

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."

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