DAILY KAFKA MOMENT

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09.03.14
 No Tears for the Adjuncts: Debt Bondage in the Digital Age
by Carter Brock
Posted on: 02 Mar 2014 08:42:09
Caution: The Ivy League May Be Dangerous To Your Mental Health
by Lesly Price
Posted on: 12 Feb 2014 09:06:22
Why is Today's Music So Bad? Robert Christgau and the Failure of Counterculture
by John Botticelli
Posted on: 07 Feb 2014 12:11:13
Super Bowl Sunday: The Celebration In Tableau Vivant
by Marcus Chagill
Posted on: 31 Jan 2014 08:04:59
Temple Run vs. Tarzan: Entertainment in a Joyless Society
by Maxim Blin
Posted on: 29 Jan 2014 09:35:28
America in Microcosm: Detroit, MI
by Carter Brock
Posted on: 07 Jan 2014 01:27:33
The New Year In Auto-Complete...
by Jonathan Edwards
Posted on: 06 Jan 2014 04:51:56
Thus Broke Anderson Silva
by Rafe Guttman
Posted on: 31 Dec 2013 11:37:47
Kelsey Grammer: A Profile In Boomer Surrender
by Cara Lentz
Posted on: 29 Dec 2013 04:45:05
Merry Inter-Generational Dialogue!
by Jake Sorrow
Posted on: 23 Dec 2013 08:22:51
Robert Zimmer, Eldo Kim, And Our Elite Universities
by Eleanor Lane
Posted on: 18 Dec 2013 01:42:43
Walmart Commodifies the 'Occupy' Movement
by Kelly Breaux
Posted on: 17 Dec 2013 12:20:39
Bank of America's Social Media Transparency
by Cara Lentz
Posted on: 17 Dec 2013 01:16:12
Pity the Detroit Boomer
by Justin LeBlanc
Posted on: 03 Dec 2013 10:26:33
The Trustless Society
by Jake Sorrow
Posted on: 03 Dec 2013 01:00:01
Beauty (Not Bitcoin) Will Save The World
by Timothy R. Sunday
Posted on: 18 Nov 2013 08:09:36
Millennial Casualties of 2013
by Carter Brock
Posted on: 11 Nov 2013 11:48:47
Why Should Anyone Listen to Steve Wozniak?
by Maxim Blin
Posted on: 04 Nov 2013 08:56:22
Top Five Hideous Federal Officers
by Persius Juvenalis
Posted on: 28 Oct 2013 02:30:45
Does a Robot Write the White House's Emails?
by Maxim Blin
Posted on: 22 Oct 2013 01:23:19
The Pedagogy of Isolation, Bank of America, and Khan Academy
by Carter Brock
Posted on: 21 Oct 2013 02:57:20
The Time Magazine News Ghetto, Part 2
by Lesly Price
Posted on: 21 Oct 2013 01:29:52
There Is A Special Place In Hell For Maury Povich
by Timothy R. Sunday
Posted on: 15 Oct 2013 04:00:32
Baby Boomer 'Apology' Season
by Rob Schneider
Posted on: 10 Oct 2013 04:09:36
Top Five Modern American Show Trials
by Kelly Breaux
Posted on: 09 Oct 2013 11:12:46
Tiger Woods And Lindsey Vonn: What A Happy Couple!
by Justin LeBlanc
Posted on: 07 Oct 2013 12:00:19
Government Shutdown: Not With A Bang, But With A Whimper
by Simon Bruehl
Posted on: 01 Oct 2013 07:41:37
Top Five Millennial Issues
by Jonathan Edwards
Posted on: 30 Sep 2013 02:27:33
The New Fascist Aesthetic
by Carter Brock
Posted on: 30 Sep 2013 12:10:22
The Time Magazine News Ghetto
by Lesly Price
Posted on: 18 Sep 2013 02:02:44
The Military: The Other Enrollment Trap
by Carter Brock
Posted on: 18 Sep 2013 12:27:54
How Old White Men Spent Their Summer Vacations
by Rob Schneider
Posted on: 12 Sep 2013 12:16:05
Irrational Consumers
by Carter Brock
Posted on: 09 Sep 2013 10:46:58
Millennial Traitors, Part Five: Brian Frydenborg
by Jonathan Edwards
Posted on: 04 Sep 2013 12:38:20
An Open Letter To The Republican Party From A Young Voter
by Simon Bruehl
Posted on: 02 Sep 2013 05:48:55
The Baby Boomers And Civil Rights: A 50 Year Retrospective
by Martin W. Williams
Posted on: 31 Aug 2013 02:05:54
Taibbi and College, the Sacred Cow
by Carter Brock
Posted on: 30 Aug 2013 03:57:47
Christmas in August?
by Timothy R. Sunday
Posted on: 25 Aug 2013 12:20:45
PolicyMic: Corporatist Journalism for Clueless Millennials
by Cara Lentz
Posted on: 22 Aug 2013 03:33:15
Snowden's Miscalculation
by Eleanor Lane
Posted on: 20 Aug 2013 01:00:04
Image War: Bradley Manning vs. Lynndie England
by Marcus Chagill
Posted on: 15 Aug 2013 09:50:31
Credential Culture
by Nathan French
Posted on: 15 Aug 2013 01:40:29
Baby Boomer Defense Mechanisms
by Persius Juvenalis
Posted on: 12 Aug 2013 03:29:03
Millennial Traitors, Part Four: Michelle Adams
by Eleanor Lane
Posted on: 12 Aug 2013 01:25:38
Millennial Traitors, Part Three: Maya Shankar
by Jonathan Edwards
Posted on: 09 Aug 2013 02:13:59
Millennial Traitors, Part Two: Charlie Vidal
by Rob Schneider
Posted on: 07 Aug 2013 12:46:55
Millennial Traitors, Part One: Alex Smith
by Kelly Breaux
Posted on: 06 Aug 2013 06:12:23
National Bankruptcy: A Solution
by The Editors
Posted on: 29 Jul 2013 07:14:05
Baby Boomer Hate: The New Racism
by Chester Oldman
Posted on: 29 Jul 2013 04:57:39
Image War: Ben Bernanke Vs. The Most Interesting Man In The World
by Marcus Chagill
Posted on: 23 Jul 2013 07:42:51
The 20th Century Is Still Not Over: Enthusiasm for Forced Sterilization in 2013
by Timothy R. Sunday
Posted on: 19 Jul 2013 06:11:15
George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin: The Real Tragedy
by Jake Sorrow
Posted on: 16 Jul 2013 04:42:56
To Catch A Hollywood Predator: Nicki Minaj and the Cycle of Abuse
by Nathan French
Posted on: 20 Jun 2013 04:56:32
David Brooks Demands You Respect His Authority
by Rob Schneider
Posted on: 11 Jun 2013 08:42:00
The Evangelical "Alternative"
by Timothy R. Sunday
Posted on: 07 Jun 2013 08:58:49
Hyde Park Dreams Forgotten: Obama, Jeffrey Immelt, and Relationships of Self-Interest
by Persius Juvenalis
Posted on: 04 Jun 2013 04:55:32
Minecraft: More Make-work for an Abandoned Generation
by Persius Juvenalis
Posted on: 30 May 2013 05:21:31
Corner Bakery's Bad Vibes
by John Botticelli
Posted on: 29 May 2013 10:50:49
Image War: Eric Holder vs. Salvador Dali
by Marcus Chagill
Posted on: 27 May 2013 10:21:13
Miami Urban Beach Week: A Genealogy of Gang Movements
by Martin W. Williams
Posted on: 24 May 2013 02:47:36
"A Centrist Party With Clout": Another Fake Mainstream Political Solution
by Simon Bruehl
Posted on: 22 May 2013 02:39:08
Image War: Mark Zuckerberg vs. Howard Hughes
by Marcus Chagill
Posted on: 21 May 2013 05:22:03
Image War: Jay Carney vs. Vladimir Lenin
by Marcus Chagill
Posted on: 17 May 2013 08:47:37
More Funding for the Will to Live: Robert Gebbia and the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention
by Eleanor Lane
Posted on: 10 May 2013 06:50:46
The Coming Robot Takeover!: NBC News Goes Sci-Fi on the Singularity
by Vincent Board
Posted on: 08 May 2013 02:09:26
RedEye: Chicago's Hip 21st Century Newspaper of the Apocalypse
by Timothy R. Sunday
Posted on: 05 May 2013 04:36:38
Pimp Those Smarts: Gus Dorman, Mensa, and Smart Human Tricks
by Jake Sorrow
Posted on: 30 Apr 2013 10:06:17
How To Flirt Virgin American Style
by Vincent Board
Posted on: 24 Apr 2013 04:18:10
No Market for Real Money: Edison, HFT, and the Post-Human Stock Exchange
by Vincent Board
Posted on: 22 Apr 2013 08:13:34
Republican Anxiety
by Rob Schneider
Posted on: 22 Apr 2013 07:53:40
Disappearing Racists: Sony Pulls Copyright Plug on Failed Video
by Martin W. Williams
Posted on: 09 Apr 2013 02:08:40
Teleprompter Tunes, Accidental Racists
by Timothy R. Sunday
Posted on: 08 Apr 2013 05:28:23
From Unfunny to Unfunnier
by Cara Lentz
Posted on: 04 Apr 2013 08:46:36
Rent-A-Culture
by Nathan French
Posted on: 02 Apr 2013 10:52:01
Don't Trust Anyone Over...
by Persius Juvenalis
Posted on: 29 Mar 2013 01:38:56
Laney Supermarket: A Sacrifice to the Gods of Government
by Persius Juvenalis
Posted on: 27 Mar 2013 11:06:55
The Summly Lesson
by Maxim Blin
Posted on: 26 Mar 2013 09:32:33
The Third-World Healthcare Experience: How To Sell The Slums
by Persius Juvenalis
Posted on: 22 Mar 2013 10:59:34
The Remake Film Swindle
by Rob Schneider
Posted on: 22 Mar 2013 08:27:20
On the Symbol of the Rainbow
by Jake Sorrow
Posted on: 19 Mar 2013 08:50:55
Image War: Obama vs. Putin
by Marcus Chagill
Posted on: 19 Mar 2013 01:19:37
China: The Paper Chicken
by Rogers Lee
Posted on: 15 Mar 2013 02:00:31
A Pre-Emptive Memorial to the Baby Boomers
by Lesly Price
Posted on: 15 Mar 2013 12:02:18
The Villages: Where Baby Boomer Delusions Die Hard
by Jake Sorrow
Posted on: 12 Mar 2013 02:47:06
Is Tiger Woods Back? Is Tiger Woods Happy?
by Timothy R. Sunday
Posted on: 11 Mar 2013 03:18:27
Prison Politics Go Mainstream
by Martin W. Williams
Posted on: 11 Mar 2013 12:14:55
Is He Dead?
by Timothy R. Sunday
Posted on: 08 Mar 2013 09:10:05
How to Become Famous: 7 Tips from a Pro
by Cara Lentz
Posted on: 08 Mar 2013 06:54:12
Lauren Silberman: The End Of Womyn's 'History'
by Eleanor Lane
Posted on: 03 Mar 2013 10:30:00
Mayor Bloomberg's Video Game Finance
by Nathan French
Posted on: 01 Mar 2013 02:38:56
Speaking English is Bad for Your Health
by Noel Ericson
Posted on: 26 Feb 2013 10:23:05
The College Caste
by Jonathan Edwards
Posted on: 21 Feb 2013 12:38:39
Thanks, Obama!
by The Editors
Posted on: 20 Feb 2013 11:30:06
Child Beauty Pageants Get Creepier
by Justin LeBlanc
Posted on: 19 Feb 2013 12:25:12
Taylor Swift Downgrades Herself
by Justin LeBlanc
Posted on: 19 Feb 2013 12:19:50
First Black Pope?
by Noel Ericson
Posted on: 16 Feb 2013 02:16:40
A Prebuttal to the Rubio Fantasy
by Marcus Chagill
Posted on: 15 Feb 2013 02:40:00
Overpaid Overseers
by Persius Juvenalis
Posted on: 08 Feb 2013 12:29:54
Windows 8: Non Plus Ultra
by Maxim Blin
Posted on: 06 Feb 2013 04:52:10
Libertarian Priorities
by Kelly Breaux
Posted on: 05 Feb 2013 01:48:22
The Sound of Muzak
by Jonathan Edwards
Posted on: 03 Feb 2013 11:51:47
The Panera Bread "Family"
by John Botticelli
Posted on: 03 Feb 2013 10:17:45